1. While watching Ice Age this afternoon with the girls....
Said to Sid: "When you find a mate you should ALWAYS be loyal, and in your case, GRATEFUL!!!"
2. Mya (5) to Morgan (14) while "ordering" her to add some cinnamon & sugar to her applesauce...
"Make sure to do it right if you don't want mom to do it next time!"
3. Hubby bought the girls an "Easy Bake" oven & food mixes on clearance quite a while ago but we never gave it to them. Hubby gave it to them yesterday & we were wondering if the food mixes were still edible so I called the company. I explained how long ago the mixes were bought & asked if they were still "ok" to eat.
Me: Just wondering when the mixes expire?
Chirpy Customer Service Agent: Never. Go ahead & enjoy, they're safe!
Me: Oh, that's kind of scary/sad, but ok, good to know. (*dumbfounded*)
ROTFL!!! Lucky for me, I have food allergies and won't be partaking in the light bulb cooking eating feast! ;)
These will be around loooong after any of us are! ;)
Ok, your turn! Tell me something that made you laugh today!!